Victoria Beckham Flips A V Sign In A Cryptic Instagram Post And We Have So Many Questions

Oh. Hey, Victoria. How are you doing? How is David? And the kids? Good? That’s good. Work seems to be going well. I see you were on the judging panel for the International Woolmark Prize this year. That’s exciting. Wasn’t it held in Paris? Paris is always fun. Your Instagram tells me you had fun. I’m so glad.

Just one question though, Vic, while we’re on the topic of Instagram. In the nicest possible way, what you on about?

You posted this yesterday and we’re all a bit confused. First of all, I feel like your fingers are facing the wrong way. Isn’t the traditional Posh Spice pose that became so familiar with a peace sign? Or is this sign a sign? Perhaps you're telling someone to fuck off. That's plausable. But who, and why? I'm sorry, maybe I'm reading too much into this. Maybe it's just a V for Victoria. Lol. It's not a V or Victoria, is it?

Then there’s your caption. Are you taking the piss, though? Okay, '2 become 1', fine. But which two have become one? Because the only two we can think of are Emma Bunton and Mel B now that Geri has pulled out of the Spice Girls spin off group thing. GEM has become EM. We’re on to that. But have we missed something? Has EM become M? Are you angry about it? You look a bit angry about it.

But then this could all be a ruse. An elaborate ruse to throw us off the trail to discovering a 20th anniversary reunion that involves the whole actual Spice Girls team. Maybe you are reforming! Maybe the dream still lives! Because 2 become 1 was one of my favourite Spice Girls song too, so that explains that reference. And you wouldn’t use #girlpower in vein would you Vic?

You look fantastic, and it would be great if you could send me a link to where I can find those burnt orange trousers. But if there’s more to your Instagram post than, it would be great to know.

Love to Dave and the kids. X Kisses JK

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This article originally appeared on The Debrief.