Is This Paris Hilton in the Noughties or Now? Turns Out It’s Surprisingly Hard To Tell

She dresses exactly the same, and looks exactly the same. This is like the hardest game ever

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by Stevie Martin |
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The ’90s and, we’ll reluctantly have to admit, the noughties are back in a big way. Paris Hilton was, therefore, totally bang on trend when she was snapped out and about yesterday in this season’s Moschino, looking like 2004 had thrown up on her.

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All hail ’00s Hilton – she’s stuck to her guns and now her fave clothing decade has come back around, so she must be proper chuffed. But telling apart vintage Hilton from modern day Hilton is a lot harder than you think because, not only are the clothes the same, but she’s the same. The woman hasn’t aged. Well, she has, but not noticeably...

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Surprisingly, this is 2014. Yep.

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Paris-2006

The bowler bag (vom) gives this pic away - it's actually from 2006.

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Weird cut-offs and tiny dogs a-go-go! This was, scarily, very recently. Genuinely would not have guessed.

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Paris-2004

Nice jeans. Nice NOUGHTIES jeans (this is from 2004)

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Paris 2013

Oooh the glasses! The bangles! The size of the bag is the only thing that gives this away as 2013 - but it's certainly not cut-and-dry by any stretch of the imagination.

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Velour tracksuits are back, but here's Paris rocking one in 2008 and when they were cool the first time round.

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Paris-2012

And here she is working a velour tracksuit again... but it's 2012. Wow.

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Aaaand it's 2006 Hilton at her very best. We will always remember her like this. And squint slightly due to the bright lights and shiny material.

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Is it mole? Is it a mouse? Nope, it's Paris Hilton's new puppy.

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This article originally appeared on The Debrief.

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