The hedonistic high-jinks of the Secret Garden Party aren’t really much of a secret. But this crazy, colourful and fabulously bizarre festival keeps its 2c-p taking, glitter-shitting punters coming back year after year. And boy, do the organisers put on a good show.
So if you’re already saving for your 2015 ticket, or you need a checklist for the next festival of this summer, these do’s and dont’s should get you sorted.
First things first: The fest-essentials
** Eating: This is what food-porn heaven looks like….**
READ MORE: Shit-Covered Tents And Used Tampons: What It's Really Like To Clean Up After Glastonbury
What to wear: Dungers, nipple tassles, and all that glitters…
**The cool, the crazy, and the downright weird… **
READ MORE: Fun Game Time! How Much Have You Spent On Festivals Over Your Lifetime?
Where to party: Oh, the places you’ll go…
Like this? Then you might also be interested in:
Here's A Few Festival Lessons To Remember For The Rest Of The Summer
Here Are Some Essential Festival Survival Lessons From B.Traits
Follow Tabi on Twitter @Tabijgee
This article originally appeared on The Debrief.