You may have been following the increasingly confusing viral 'T-shirt relationship' between Ryan Gosling and Macaulay Culkin over the past week. First, Ryan wore a T-shirt with Macaulay's Home Alone face on it; then Macaulay wore a T-shirt with a print of Ryan wearing a T-shirt with his face on it; and then Ryan wore a T-shirt of Macaulay wearing a T-shirt with Ryan wearing a T-shirt with MACAULAY CULKIN'S FACE ON IT.
It's all got so meta that we've entirely lost the plot. But what we haven't lost, is our love for Ryan Gosling. Nor our love for Ryan Gosling clothing. And it turns out the internet hasn't either.
Here's a run-down of the best Ryan Gosling clobber out there. (Note: we're not necessarily suggesting you buy it, just that you lol at it.)
A nudey pillowcase
We are very totally absolutely more than totally on board with this. Ryan's abs are signed, for goodness sake. Just turn it over when your lover comes a calling. Being as it is from Malaysia, this signature will be 110% genuine, of course. On an entertaining note, the only other pillow sold is one with Lee Ryan on it. Perhaps they got confused by the 'Ryan'? We can but wonder.
2014 Ryan Gosling With Autograph Pillow, £8.58 MyCoolPillows at Etsy
A tote in which you can carry your flowers back from the market
Could things get any cuter? You've bought an actual bunch of flowers for your kitchen table and you've stored them in your hessian bag which has a super-cute picture of the super-cute Ryan. This isn't too batshit crazy – we could tote this around easily.
Ryan Gosling Eco Friendly Cotton Canvas Tote Bag, £28.20 PineShore at Etsy
A 'Lost My Boyfriend T-Shirt'
Looks like a movie poster, this. In that it's actually a rather nice T-shirt, and it's under a tenner. We would totally wear this with some vintage mom jeans and pool slides. Not Birkenstocks. Birkenstocks plus a T-shirt, which claims you believe yourself to be Ryan Gosling's girlfriend is all a bit too crazy cat lady. No one wants to see you incarcerated, OK?
Lost My Boyfriend Ryan Gosling Tee, £9.80 MultipleStore at Etsy
Some kitsch nail decals
These are hilarious. You don't even need to be a Gosling fan to wear these. They're cruising the kitsch wave that has seen people gleefully embracing decals with Miley Cyrus twerking and Drake looking like, er, Drake. Plus, these are stickers so you only need to commit to them for one evening. Wave your digits around, lol with your friends, swiftly remove before your date the next day.
Ryan Gosling Nail Art Decals, £3.68 NailSpin at Etsy
How to tell Ryan time
The definitive novelty item for those of you who still enjoy Baby G watches. May have 'high quality' in the title but it's not for those of you who like to polish the face of your Michael Kors rose-gold one on a daily basis. Purple Life also sell a pillowcase with Ed Sheeran's face on it, by the way. He's sticking his tongue out, so if you lie down on it Ed will lick your ear. Um...
Custom Ryan Gosling Watches Black Plastic High Quality Watch OK-58 £15.39 Purple Life at Amazon
The James Dean-esque pyjama vest
Very old- school movie icon. All the more freaky for the fact that Ryan is young, healthy and alive. Could look sweet on the beach. But probably best worn as a pyjama top, if we're honest. It's cheap, which is good. Although it also comes from Bangkok.
Star Movie Ryan Gosling Smoking Sleeveless Tank Top Tunic, £9.80 BestDealsTankTop at Etsy
Earrings with Ryan's fizzog on them
Little bit creeps, here. We're all for alternative jewellery, but Ryan Gosling's face... on your ear? If it floats your boat, head on over to IndieClub - for some cheap-as-chips studs which look pretty homespun, to say the least.
Ryan Gosling Stud Earrings, £3.48, IndieClub at Etsy
A collage jumper
Yeesh. Collages only really work in a picture frame. And even then, the whole effect can be a bit overwhelming, which doesn't speak volumes for a collage jumper with millions of Ryan faces all over it – including some paparazzi shots of him just going about his business. This effectively means that you are wearing the jumper of a stalker.
Ryan Gosling Collage Love 3D Print Crewneck £30.56, XZAshop at Etsy
Some really, really pervy pants
By definition, crotchless pants are for those evenings when you are hoping someone might want to enter you. Let's be honest, NO MAN is going to want to penetrate you whilst looking into Ryan Gosling's eyes. Not only will that give him socking great insecurity, but he'd also quite rightfully surmise that you were hoping it was Ryan giving you a good seeing to... and not him. For £25, we'd treat yourself to some nice lace knickers instead. Or a really, really nice Thai takeaway.
Crotchless Ryan Gosling Panties, £25.75, Bulletsandbees at Etsy
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This article originally appeared on The Debrief.